Funny Graduation Quotes and Funny Quotations

Funny Graduation Quotes and Funny Quotations

Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don't take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates.
A. Lawrence Lowell
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Your families are extremely proud of you. You can't imagine the sense of relief they are experiencing. This would be a most opportune time to ask for money.
Gary Bolding
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If you feel that you have both feet planted on level ground, then the university has failed you.
Robert Goheen
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A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.
Theodore Roosevelt
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To those of you who received honors, awards and distinctions, I say well done. And to the C students, I say you too may one day be president of the United States.
George W. Bush
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People will frighten you about a graduation....They use words you don't hear often... "And we wish you Godspeed." It is a warning, Godpeed. It means you are no longer welcome here at these prices.
Bill Cosby
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I will try to follow the advice that a university president once gave a prospective commencement speaker. "Think of yourself as the body at an Irish wake" he said. "They need you in order to have the party, but no one expects you to say very much."
Anthony Lake
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A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.
Robert Orben
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The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.
Aristotle
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It's not your blue blood, your pedigree or your college degree. It's what you do with your life that counts.
Millard Fuller
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Teachers open the door, but you must enter by yourself.
Proverb